14 [action/voice]
May. 7th, 2012 03:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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[Milly is... positively elephantine in size, everything aches, she gets exhausted after the very slightest bit of exercise and it seems as though she has a bladder the size of a walnut that her baby finds incredibly comfy because she just cannot get comfortable without having to get up and use the bathroom two minutes later. And that is without all the false alarms and Braxton Hicks contractions she's been suffering for the last week. At the back of her mind, she's grateful that it's not been for very long at all, but even so she's uncomfortable and impatiently excited to meet her daughter or son and finally see her feet again.
And the house just cannot be clean enough for her tastes. Milly is cleaning like a woman on a mission. In between checking and double checking the nursery, trying to knit booties- and failing- and napping, she's going crazy with a feather duster and vacuum. Watch out, Trigun house.
She is on her hands and knees scrubbing the skirting boards... question is: will she ever be able to get up again?]
Voice
Alright! Spicy food hasn't worked, long walks haven't worked, and jumping up and down is really really uncomfortable so I don't want to try that unless I absolutely have to, but I'm beginning to go crazy waiting and there's only so much cleaning I can do before I need to take a nap.
I don't suppose any mothers out there know any sure fire ways to get a baby coming? Because I'm just about ready to have mine now and Muffin is showing no signs of moving at all. I'm at my wits' end!
[Milly is... positively elephantine in size, everything aches, she gets exhausted after the very slightest bit of exercise and it seems as though she has a bladder the size of a walnut that her baby finds incredibly comfy because she just cannot get comfortable without having to get up and use the bathroom two minutes later. And that is without all the false alarms and Braxton Hicks contractions she's been suffering for the last week. At the back of her mind, she's grateful that it's not been for very long at all, but even so she's uncomfortable and impatiently excited to meet her daughter or son and finally see her feet again.
And the house just cannot be clean enough for her tastes. Milly is cleaning like a woman on a mission. In between checking and double checking the nursery, trying to knit booties- and failing- and napping, she's going crazy with a feather duster and vacuum. Watch out, Trigun house.
She is on her hands and knees scrubbing the skirting boards... question is: will she ever be able to get up again?]
Voice
Alright! Spicy food hasn't worked, long walks haven't worked, and jumping up and down is really really uncomfortable so I don't want to try that unless I absolutely have to, but I'm beginning to go crazy waiting and there's only so much cleaning I can do before I need to take a nap.
I don't suppose any mothers out there know any sure fire ways to get a baby coming? Because I'm just about ready to have mine now and Muffin is showing no signs of moving at all. I'm at my wits' end!
[action]
Date: 2012-05-10 02:53 am (UTC)[seriously our kid is inbetween us and is like, basically developed
it's weird okay
let's not mention my internal flailing over whenever you'll give birth]
[action]
Date: 2012-05-10 05:17 am (UTC)[She looks very determined about this.]
Think of it this way, darling. When the baby comes we are going to be much too busy and too tired to even think about having sex, and even when we're not being the baby might be colicky or hungry or sick and they might not like sleeping away from us-
[And then the thought suddenly occurs to her.]
Nico, we might not get to have sex again for years.
Re: [action]
Date: 2012-05-10 07:55 am (UTC)[I-I mean, sure, he figured their love life would dip, but. Years? Neither of their libidos could have handled that.]
[action]
Date: 2012-05-10 08:49 am (UTC)[Leaning in, with eyes wide and a very, very serious face.]
I might not even want to ever have sex again after the baby's born.
Re: [action]
Date: 2012-05-10 09:01 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-05-10 09:07 am (UTC)Re: [action]
Date: 2012-05-11 01:48 am (UTC)