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[stungunning]

Hello everyone! I am on a very important mission and I think that I might need some help. Because it's getting warmer and we've had a lot of rain, I think now is the very best time for me to ask this question, because I'm going to need to act very, very soon. And I was doing some reading, because my Big Big Sister says that if you're going to learn to do something you need to be well informed about the theory behind it, and so I got a book out from the library and it says that if I'm going to do it then the first thing I need to do is find something.

But I've never actually-

[Pause. How exactly do you go about asking this sort of question? OK, here goes.]

I need to know where to find my one piece.

Will someone help me find it? I hear that there's a grand line with all sorts of wonderful colours and things but I really don't know the first thing about looking because, well, we just don't have any of that sort of thing back where I come from! So if someone could help me to look that would be wonderful.

[Another pause.]

Oh, and hello new feathers! I hope everyone's feeling alright, I know it can be a bit scary finding yourself in a strange new place like this, but if you need any help or a friendly shoulder to cry on or just a good old cup of ceylon tea with some cake, then my name is Milly Thompson and I would be very happy to help in anyway that I can.

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of a pirate choking on her juice. Because Milly, what.]

[stungunning]

Hello? Is someone there? Is everything all right?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Just... fine. [COUGHCOUGH LOOK WHAT YOU DID. And then:] What book were you reading?

[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

O-oi, Nami! What are you doing finding One Piece in a clothing shop!?

You didn't even TELL me!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

It's a bathing suit, Luffy!

[voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm the one who's gonna find One Piece, dumbass! [...Yeah, Blackbeard was only half-listening to that to begin with.]

[voice]

[stungunning]

Oh don't worry! I'm sure there'll be some left, I just want one.

[voice]

[zehahaha.livejournal.com]

What? There's only one o' it! An' I'm gonna be the first ta find it!

...Are ya sure it's here?

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! You're looking for One Piece too!? I thought your world was a desert!?

[stungunning]

Oh, hello again! And it is! That's why I didn't have one before, and why I need to find it now.

[howtobeaboss.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, I see. I was starting to get a lot more worried for a second.

Well anyway, I think you're a little confused. You can only find One Piece in my world you know.

[Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Milly... w-what?

Re: [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[stungunning]

I'm looking for something to wear for my swimming lesson. Mr Priest thinks it would be a good idea if we learnt how to swim, and I need a one piece! Do you want me to see if they have anything for you while I'm looking, Mr Vash?

1/2 [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! I see now!

2/2 [Voice//Filtered from Legato/Yuber]

[goldenglasses]

Er, um, no. You don't need to look for one for me. I'm good. [He already looked into this his first summer here. Have you SEEN what the boy get to wear!? Okay, the boxer looking things wouldn't be so bad, except it shows off his chest, BUT THERE WERE A COUPLE THAT NO MAN SHOULD EVER HAVE TO TRY TO SQUEEZE INTO.

For all he knows, "Speedo" is some sort of torture device.]

[hana-king.livejournal.com]

[ MAN THIS CULTURE BARRIER. IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS.

But Usopp will follow that Luffy bit. And then go up to the Nami bit. So his thorough "seriously, One Piece?!" trolling obviously just never happened, he's so damn manly and all. Look at him being totally unaffected by that potential new pirate crew you could have formed 8| ]

...w-well, good luck looking, Milly!

[stungunning]

Thank you! Gosh, I never knew so many people were interested in bathing suits around here, it's really something!

[She would have ruled the seas with a smile and an iron fist, Usopp.]

[notaboy-gtfo.livejournal.com]

[ Smellerbee only kindasorta vaguely knows you as the chick who was dating priest-not!dad during that big experiment that kind of kicked everybody's memories in the ass, but there is still an urge to look in on this thing.

You're too nice.

Not that she's got any lingering concern for your welfare. Or anything. ]

Shouldn't you be more careful about offering stuff up to strangers?

[stungunning]

Well sure it's always good to be careful, but at the same time how is someone who needs help going to know who to turn to if they don't know anybody here?

How about you? Are you doing all right?

[voice]

[notabluesbro]

[Good ol' Milly—Wolfwood's basically looked at the flood of New Feathers, went 'meh', and hid his face back under a newspaper to sleep. So bless you for your kindness. It's enough for him to get away with it. |D

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY—!! While he's out and about and catches this:]

Aaaah, right. You'll definitely need something nice to swim in. It's already almost summer? Time's been flying...

Re: [voice]

[stungunning]

[...Goodness. It's almost as if you're not a man of the cloth or something, Mr. Priest.]

Do you have any ideas Mr. Priest? Miss Nami said I should probably take you with me to try on bathing suits.

[voice]

[byebyehalcyon.livejournal.com]

Milly-chan! Oh! You're looking for a swimsuit? If you like, maybe I can help! I've never gone shopping with anyone but Tatsuki-chan before. She was always great with picking swimsuits!

Re: [voice]

[stungunning]

Oh hello Orihime-chan! Would you really help me? I don't know anything about swimsuits, I've never even seen one except in picture books. Are they really that small? You wouldn't mind?

[Voice]

[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, Amelia doesn't have a clue.]

Um. What are you talking about Milly?

Re: [Voice]

[stungunning]

One piece bathing suits! Mr. Priest said that he was going to find someone to teach us how to swim, and I need to find something to wear before then otherwise I'll get my clothes all wet and sink.