11 [voice]

[stungunning]

Hello everybody, I was wondering if-

[Your usually cheerful broadcast from Milly is interrupted by a sudden burst of coughing and spluttering, and come to think of it, she sounds a fair bit croakier and stuffed up than she usually does.]

Excuse me. I was wondering if anybody's got any remedies for a terrible co-

[There she goes again.]

Cold. I hiccuped myself into a pond and I think made myself sick, and I've got far too many things to be getting on with- achoo!- to waste time being sick.

[Understatement of the century, it sounds like, as she's suddenly coughing and spluttering again.]

...my head hurts.

Comments

[blinkingusalong]

Teleporting hiccups? You can teleport too!

[stungunning]

Well not usually. I just go those as a side effect from being kidnapped.

[blinkingusalong]

Kidnapped? By those scary bird robots?

And they gave you... teleporting hiccups? That doesn't sound pleasant at all...

[stungunning]

It wasn't very pleasant really, but it could have been a lot, lot worse. I might have been turned into something terrible like a giant hairy spider or a turnip.