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[stungunning]

[Action]
[Here we have one Milly Thompson hanging up a load of freshly laundered clothes, which are all a very lovely shade of pink.

Privately she is wondering when and where Mr. Vash and Mr. Priest started liking and buying pink shirts, but they're a lovely delicate colour and she's sure they'll look really nice in them. After all, it takes a real man to wear pink, that's what her Little Big Sister always said.

...that's funny, she was sure that at least some of the shirts she put into the laundry were white...

...and that dress that she wore when she arrived was definitely white...

And those red panties were-

Oh.

Well how in the heck did they get there? And whose are they? She's never owned a pair of red panties in her life! And Meryl's much too practical to buy red panties.

This is a mystery.

...Oh well, no time to worry about that now, she has a mission!]

[Video]

Hello everybody!

[She smiles and waves at the camera, the pink laundry blowing in the breeze behind her.]

My name is Milly Thompson and it's very nice to be here and to get the chance to meet all of you, even if I haven't said hello to everyone in person yet. So hello!

I was wondering if anybody had any odd jobs that needed doing. I'm a very hard worker and pretty strong, and my friend Meryl says that I need to find something to do with my time otherwise I'm going to end up getting into trouble and she'll have to fix it, and because she says she's been getting lots of headaches I want to do absolutely everything I can to put her mind at rest.

[And then she looks at her hands and lets out a nervous little laugh.]

And, um... if anyone's somehow missing their delicates... I might have found them.

Comments

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

I know, right? He's a man full of surprises, isn't he? It's pretty disappointing.

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

But Mr. Priest, Mr. Vash is such a good, kind person!

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

He is! It's just a shame he's had this dark secret obsession with women's undergarments! Who would have thought?

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Now Mr. Priest you can't go around accusing people of things like that if you don't have any proof.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

You're right. We'll have to keep strict surveillance on him at all times! Don't let him out of your sight, honey—because if he is a panty thief, he might swipe yours next!

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Oh my goodness!

Then it's a shame I don't have anyone who's going to help me defend the honour of my unmentionables, isn't it?

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

Don't be ridiculous! I'll be your personal body guard on the issue!

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

But if what you're saying is true, I don't need to worry about my body, I need to worry about my delicates!

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

... Good point.



I'll be a delicates guard, then!

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Mr. Priest!

[So affronted!]

You're not supposed to see my delicates for at least another three dates.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

[Your affronted stance is so hilarious, ahahaha]

Damn, you got me, honey. I'll be more patient, I promise!

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

[You get a smile because despite the fact that you're a fibbing fibber who fibs about supposed underwear theft, you're a good boy really Mr. Priest.]

...Unless you do the laundry, then you might get to see them, but I suppose that's different then, and you'd have to see Meryl's and Mr. Vash's too.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

Hmmm... a little sacrifice shouldn't be so bad...

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

...are you sure you don't know where the panties came from?

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

Not a clue! You didn't get any takers, huh?

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Not a single one.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

They must not care much for their underwear, then. What a shame.

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Well that's very strange, what sort of person goes around losing their underwear in someone else's washing machine?

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

It's a real mystery! Luceti's full of 'em, you know.

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

Do you think we're going to need a padlock?

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

Bah, we're all heavily armed. I'm sure a pair of underwear isn't any threat to us, to need one, anyway.

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

I meant on my underwear drawer.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

... Ooooh. You know, that's a good idea! Just in case there's a panty nabber out there. You never know!

Re: [video]

[stungunning]

And I should give the key to my very honest, respectable beau so that he can guard my honour.

[Here you are, beau, have a very special warm Milly smile and a wink just for you.]

If he wants it.

Re: [video]

[notabluesbro]

[Pffft, being sweet and warm about an underwear drawer. He loves you, man. :'|]

I'll be the best honor-guard there ever was.