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[Here we have one Milly Thompson hanging up a load of freshly laundered clothes, which are all a very lovely shade of pink.

Privately she is wondering when and where Mr. Vash and Mr. Priest started liking and buying pink shirts, but they're a lovely delicate colour and she's sure they'll look really nice in them. After all, it takes a real man to wear pink, that's what her Little Big Sister always said.

...that's funny, she was sure that at least some of the shirts she put into the laundry were white...

...and that dress that she wore when she arrived was definitely white...

And those red panties were-

Oh.

Well how in the heck did they get there? And whose are they? She's never owned a pair of red panties in her life! And Meryl's much too practical to buy red panties.

This is a mystery.

...Oh well, no time to worry about that now, she has a mission!]

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Hello everybody!

[She smiles and waves at the camera, the pink laundry blowing in the breeze behind her.]

My name is Milly Thompson and it's very nice to be here and to get the chance to meet all of you, even if I haven't said hello to everyone in person yet. So hello!

I was wondering if anybody had any odd jobs that needed doing. I'm a very hard worker and pretty strong, and my friend Meryl says that I need to find something to do with my time otherwise I'm going to end up getting into trouble and she'll have to fix it, and because she says she's been getting lots of headaches I want to do absolutely everything I can to put her mind at rest.

[And then she looks at her hands and lets out a nervous little laugh.]

And, um... if anyone's somehow missing their delicates... I might have found them.

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[Oh.

Oh dear.]

... Milly, why are all our shirts pink.

[:|]

[Oh dear.

And now... she gingerly raises the pair of red panties in her hand and looks very very sheepish.]

Um... I must not have looked properly in the washing machine before I put the clothes in... and these must have been left in there.

Do you know whose they are? I don't think they're Meryl's...

[Hummmm...]

Maybe they're Vash's.

[Dear god, darling, that is going right on the top of the list of 'faces she never wants to see you make ever again'.]

That is a terrible thing to say.

...you don't really think they're his... do you?

[But honey, it's too terrifying to just never do again. :(]

Hey, they're red and in our laundry, so it's probably him.

I won't question his dressing choices, because I'm a kind, gentle preacher who refuses to pass judgment.

[obviously]

[You could curdle dairy with a horrible face like that! And I like dairy!]

But look at them!

[Yes, look at them!]

I don't think Mr. Vash could possibly fit in them.

Hmmm.... Maybe....

He's a panty thief.

Now just you wait a moment there, Mr. Vash might be the worst kind of womaniser there is but do you really think he would do something as awful as stealing a lady's unmentionables? That's not in his dossier!

Are you kidding? One time he ate a bunch of food and then left me with the check. The dastardly humanoid typhoon is probably the panty-thieving typhoon, with how often he steals things. And not to mention, haven't you ever seen him shamefully flirt with ladies?

Horrible, just horrible!

Well... he does shamefully flirt with the ladies, that's right. But I don't know, it always makes me feel sorry for him when they turn him down like that.

I just can't believe he'd do something like panty pinching.

I know, right? He's a man full of surprises, isn't he? It's pretty disappointing.

But Mr. Priest, Mr. Vash is such a good, kind person!

He is! It's just a shame he's had this dark secret obsession with women's undergarments! Who would have thought?

Now Mr. Priest you can't go around accusing people of things like that if you don't have any proof.

You're right. We'll have to keep strict surveillance on him at all times! Don't let him out of your sight, honey—because if he is a panty thief, he might swipe yours next!

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Hey, hey, not so loud. You're going to ruin my perfect hearing.

Those are not mine and you know it!

How would I know? I'm not one to judge your tastes.

I think, they're yours. You're just trying to pin this on me so you don't have to admit it.

Huh, is that your best defense, Mr. Panty Pincher? Trying to lay the blame on the poor preacherman?

What's the saying? Takes one to know one?

What would Mr. Priest want with frilly red panties?

The big girl's right. Why would a churchman like myself want underwear, when you, on the other hand, are well-known for being a pervert outlaw?

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