[Milly's arm snakes round his waist as his encircles her shoulder.]

Hmm... if it is then we can just both be weird together. I bet if someone back on Gunsmoke saw us putting up an actual real live tree in our living room we'd probably be lynched for wasting precious natural resources!

[She tilts her head to one side, nibbling on her bottom lip as she does so.]

Does it look wonky to you?